December 2011
278 posts
Cheating is easy. Try something challenging like...
Remember having Flip Phone Swag?
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.