I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes to everyone else’s highlight reel.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence